Friday, September 5, 2014

My 5:00 am Problems

I've been up since ugly-early this morning. And, since I had some free time, I was going to write some status along the lines of "Hi Lars. I can't sleep.Inner demons." And the appropriate response, obviously, is (said with a Swedish accent) "Ah. Your mother's beef tornadoes. If I hadn't of stopped you, you would have eaten mine, too."  But then I realized that those are lines from my favorite movie, (Psycho Beach Party, obviously) which no one seems to have watched. Except for those folks who I've forced to watch it.

It's a super odd movie and the first time I watched, I wondered the entire time if they meant to make a movie like that. Yes. Yes, they did. It gets better each time I watch. One critic whined that you can't tell the truly bad acting from the pretend bad acting. Which is fine by me, since my favorite t.v. shows are terrible 90's dramas with a similar problem.  Anyway, it's obscure enough that I can't even find the exact wording of my beef tornado quote and I don't have enough time this morning to watch the whole movie. My 5:00 am problems are very sad. INNER DEMONS/BEEF TORNADOES! And now I'm off to orient some new students.

An Erinku:
Too early
for coffee
too early
too early