I have a fish named Bubbles who is 10 years old. This may sound like the begining to a poem, but is really a description of my real life. He is called Bubbles not as a sterotypical fish name, but because anytime I pour water into his tank he zooms over to ride in the bubbles. I suspect it's exciting and fun and akin to a roller coaster for a fish.
As I'm about to embark on several days away from Colorado to visit one of my favorite cities for a big birthday bash, I've started to worry about feeding Bubbles. Since I'm no longer in the Hobbit Hole, I don't have wonderful neighbors who can pop down and feed him. Instead I have scary neighbors who might sell him to the drug dealer upstairs for a fix...although, it'd likely be a tiny little fix. So. I've been looking into the exotic world of vacation feeders for fish.
Every so often, I'll have a pajama day and do absolutely nothing except nap and google David Boreanaz. By night-time, I start to feel guilty that I've got too much time on my hands. Not true. It turns out that writing highly opinionated, snide reviews of various vacation fish feeders is the real test of having too much free time. I've been highly amused at the passionate reviews given on any example of said feeders. It seems there is enough drama boiling in the vacation fish feeder market to rival any crappy 90's tv show.
So. As I want the best for my fabulous fishy friend, I'll be popping over to a pet supply store of unspecified name to spend exactly $2.37. Alas. It seems you can put a price on love.
An Erinku:
Bubbles
you zoom
around saying, in fish-ese,
"OH LOOK!!! A CASTLE!!!!"