I cannot remember people's real names. I blame my gene pool. I give out permanent nicknames and am very confused when people refer to themselves as something else. Some nicknames that are floating out in the world (in random order): Squeaky, Pony, P.C., Gamacheley, Tree, Heffie, Mot, Ducky, Bob, Hoe, Donkey, Smatt and Binky. I also give nicknames to people who aren't friends: Smirkette, But Love, Fart'n'Dart, DinkButt, Ghost Ship Boy, The Borg, Peanut Butter Guy, Pencil Man, Butterball, and Ass Monkey (this one is fun for everyone!).
Conversely, I've been a hard person to nickname. With varying degrees of acceptance I've been called: Fishy, NPE (nearly perfect erin), Pinnacle, Humpy, and Trigger. On a completely different topic, it's beginning to rain and my windows are de-rolled. I must conform with society and up-roll my windows.
An Erin-ku in fastness:
My double-damning
the shift + enter
does not change it.
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