Emmulations

As I go through weeks, days, and months of life, I still manage to learn new and exciting things. Since the “Great Bang Cut of January 2009” I’ve had to deal with having bangs that drive me (and everyone in a four-foot radius) crazy. However, I have managed to find an old-school headband which I think has been with me since 1987 or so. I wear it whenever I see it and while I’ve been told it makes me look like Axl Rose, I enjoy having a bang-free time.

Yesterday I decided to be clever and shower at night, thinking I had an early day today. I put on my Axl attire afterwards and curled up in my little blanket and slept. This morning when I woke, I remembered I had a go-late-to-work day and I had a good many hours for myself and coffee. As time progressed and I finished my morning routine, I saw that my bangs stood absolutely up on end. I blinked at the mirror a few times, hoping this horror would pass. It didn’t.

Since I’ve recently lost my inner critic, I had to mutter aloud “Stupid, stupid hair! That’s why I shower in the mornings!” I splashed water on my head, yanked a brush through it, watered more and repeated. My bangs are now at half-mast. I have a whole day planned and I haven’t seen my headband. I think I know why Axl had so many.

An Erinku:
dishwashers
exist somewhere
not here
not here