While they haunt my everyday life, it has been a while since I pondered the multiple evils that are encompassed by my nemesises (nemesi? nemesissies?). My enemies I suppose. They are bouncy, hyper little things that I never saw until college, thus ending a wonderful 18 year run of being squirrel-free. I have a squirrel outside my window at the day job who is slowly digging a squirrel-shaped tunnel towards my office while gazing malevolently at me. I suspect it is part of a huge evil plan. Today, as he industriously flung dirt while alternately standing on his tip-toes to watch my reaction, I opened my window and yelled, “I see you squirrel! What are you doing? I SEE YOU!!”
It turns out that when I’m pre-coffee, my yells are louder than I think. It’s all part of their evil little plan.
An Erinku:
yellow postcard
advertising something
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