While there are beautiful moments in life you wish you could re-live over and over, there are sometimes those moments you wish you could unexist. I had one of those moments today when a squirrel peed on me. I squealed loudly, hopped around, and started cursing said squirrel. I tried wiping my arm off on someone’s lawn while being completely grossed out. I smelled of squirrel pee.
I smelled of squirrel pee on the bus. I smelled of squirrel pee on the light rail. I smelled of squirrel pee as I walked across the University. I washed my arm thoroughly with soap and water at school while looking at the flu-fear signs telling us to wash with soap and water after using the bathroom. Squirrel pee probably causes swine flu. Be afraid.
Moral of today’s lesson: squirrels pee from trees.
An Erinku:
green french press
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stupid computer
trying to capitalize words
it shouldn’t.
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