Retirement Plans

This week, it occurred to me that I have plans for world domination. I knew they were always brewing somewhere in the back of my mind, but this week was the week that steps were taken to actually achieve world domination. This was the week I got my very own work-study student.

Before she started (or even before we knew which student it would be), I was internally debating whether to call them my helper monkey or my minion. I decided that having a minion sounded much more appropriate for world domination. And so, it began.

I've started her on small, simple tasks for her first week: packet making, map folding, kung fu. Next week will be a massive mailing and stealth training. The third week, I suspect we'll storm a castle (I found out very recently that there is a castle here in town!). I plan for total Denver domination just after mid-terms. With my minion, I will be unstoppable!

The first major change I'll make will be to have decent coffee shops around. Next will be an expansion of public transit that isn't out-of-control expensive. Then will come the shopping around for a tiara that doesn't get tangled in my hair, which is currently a serious problem. I have big, big plans and I'm very glad the day job has provided me with the help I'll need both to collate packets and to take over the world!

An Erinku:
The tequila bar
across the street
has high drama
this evening