Like I wish you would

Conversation from yesterday (AKA why hanging out with me sometimes results in 80's references).

Me (singing): Do, do-do, do, do, dooooo, da-do, do-do-do, doooo

P: "Push It" by Salt and Pepa.

Me: You know what I really want to hear? I want to hear Ben Stiller do a cover of that song.

P: What?! He's not even a musician!

(awkwardly long pause)

Me: Oh. Wait. I always get Ben Stiller and that other Ben "I'm on Ferris Bueller" confused....Ben Stein? Yes! I want to hear Ben Stein sing-talk the lyrics.

Me (pretending to be Ben Stein): 

Oh, baby, baby.

Oh, baby, baby.

Yeah, you come over here

And give me a kiss

You'd better make it quick

Or else I'm going to get pissed

I would pay $5 to hear that song by him.

An Erinku (in the hot, melty home known as the Aquarium):

I called the number

And I

(again)

don't have jury duty on Monday.