I've got bowler's butt from playing the Wii. Bowler's butt is a term coined by Ducky to describe the pain you feel in your left (or right) butt cheek the day after bowling. Though I suppose I really have virtual bowler's butt. It just hurts like the real thing.
As I play the various sports games that came with our new toy, I realize there are many sports at which I suck ass. Tennis for one. I've played it in real life maybe twice. My virtual game is horrid; little screen Erin keeps falling over...which, while an accurate depiction of me, is disturbing.
I also very much suck at volleyball. I have freakishly long and bony fingers. With so little fat padding, it hurts like an ass-pick to whack a stupid ball (sigh, if I only knew the words in high school I so freely use now). And though I just came up with the term ass-pick, I don't really know what it means. It sounds either really painful or like something you do in the corner and hope nobody notices. I seem to be butt focused today.
An Erinku:
Dog on walk
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goose stampede
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