Today it was officially cold enough to fuse my butt cheeks together. I've heard of it happening and today I got to experience the joy for myself. I was thinking about various body bits freezing while waiting for my bus and as the cold wind blasted through coat, jacket, sweater and shirt, I decided it was a butt cheek kind of day. There's just something so funny about butt cheeks...
On a completely unrelated topic, I heard the funniest joke and so far only one other person has laughed at it. Here it is Q: What is brown and sticky?
And after you think about all the gross things it could be, then all the different kinds of candies it could, you finally say "What?" and the answer is: a stick. It's funny every time! Adam enjoyed it enough that he's been asking everyone he encounters. No one has yet to laugh as much as he did.
I really had a better topic to write about tonight, but I thought of it before sleeping and forgot. Sigh. Here's another Adam joke instead: "You know how geese fly in those V's in the sky? Do you know why one side of the V is always longer?"
And you think of all the deep reasons, instincts, wind draft and what have you. Then you say "Why?" and the answer is: because there are more geese on that side.
An Erinku:
random pillow
always on floor
nestled by computer
untouched by toe
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