I know you work out, you have to. Because the effort required to hover over the toilet seat the whole time you are peeing will strain anyone’s thighs. What I hate is the dribbles you leave behind. I know that, to you, it’s a “public” bathroom and is therefore ucky. But. It’s also the one bathroom I have access to eight hours a day, five days a week. Your pee on the seat will be your downfall. I’m going to find you. I’ll watch under the stall for someone who seems a bit precariously balanced. I hope you repeatedly step in dog poo this week. Happy ho ho ho.
An Erinku:
tower of
evil goodness
toffee done four ways
danger, danger!!
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