Sometimes you have life-altering dreams. Sometimes fate speaks to you through a random sunset. Sometimes you'll have an important epiphany. And sometimes the back of the Cheeto's GIANT White Cheddar Jingle Balls will point out what you needed to hear: You've waited for your whole life in a big cheese-flavored ball.
Below that is a little picture of Chester Cheetah either holding up a big cheese-flavored ball or, as I like to see it, he is escaping that big cheese-flavored ball since he's waited for his whole life in it. Marketing words are really never meant to be closely read, it turns out.
After pondering the metaphor of waiting for your whole life in a big cheese-flavored ball, we did what comes naturally. We wondered aloud about the flammability of Cheeto's GIANT White Cheddar Jingle Balls. They burn, oh yes, they burn brightly!!
An Erinku:
coffee water cooking
it's raining
in Oregon
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