Today, while walking across the University campus, I was thinking about how I'm clumsy. I then started noticing that someone had written "I AM..." across the brick path. Again and again all the way to my work. There is no deep, metaphoric reason I noticed. My first thought, keeping in line with my original thinking train, was "I AM CLUMSY." Then, I started filling in the blanks (or elipses to be specific) with other nouns and verbs. I'm a big fan of Mad Libs.
Some of the nouns and verbs were funny and since I routinely make myself laugh, I laughed...while walking alone down the sidewalk. I routinely have sidewalks to myself as people don't want to walk near the girl laughing aloud at nothing. Sadly, as I've had a whole day since this morning, the nouns and verbs wouldn't be funny out of context. They aren't funny now. What is funny is this morning I toasted an english muffin in a desparate attempt at breakfast. As my peanut butter was moldy (ucky), I tried to eat said english muffin plain. Plain english muffins are disgusting and I'm up way too late.
Moral of today's story: The smallest amount of change you can receive that uses all the common coins is $0.41. I miss having the cents symbol on my keyboard.
An Erinku:
the word for the
warm feeling from sitting in
someone else's
vacated seat
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