Lazy Saturday

As I've got a boring Saturday morning (with cartoons on in the background), I filled out a little question sheet.

1) Can you cook? Yes, three things only: cookies, breakfasts, and the occasional dinner item.

2) What was your dream growing up? To be a librarian.

3) What talent do you wish you had? Cutting in a straight line.

4)Favorite vegetable? Potatoes. Then tomatoes, broccoli, and if I'm really in the mood: brussel sprouts. Yum.

5)What was the last book you read? Through a Glass Darkly. Very long and kinda boring.

6)What zodiac sign are you? Aries

7)Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? No tatoos yet. Piercings, yes: ears, nose, belly button.

8)Worst Habit? not scheduling free time then getting overly pissy that I always have things to do.

9)What is your favorite sport? To watch: lacrosse. Men hitting each other with sticks while dressed up like Spongebob Squarepants. What's not to like?
To play: skeeball. I suck at it but I'm a determined player who is willing to practice.

10)Negative or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic unless I'm cranky.

11)What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator ? As long as it's not plummeting downward, probably hang out until rescued.

12)Do you have any pets? Dylan the cat and two fish: Fuck-em and Bubbles.

13)What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I'd give you the two-second tour (I still live in a garage) and pull out the air mattress (garages don't have multiple bedrooms).

14)Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Hmm. I never really thought about clowns before. They're like juniper bushes: they show up in your yard sometimes, some people really hate them, and they smell like gin.

15)If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My manly shoulders. I look like a football player.

16)Bottle or Draft? Draft.

17)If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it? I'm bad at converting money. I think that's like $20,000 in U.S. dollars. I'd pay off student loans and go on a trip somewhere. Like Iceland.

18)What's your favorite place to hang at? I prefer to hang out. At the Mountain Sun brewery in Boulder.

19)Do you believe in ghosts? I believe that the residue of those you love stick around as long as you need them. Which is ghost-like I suppose.

20)Favorite thing to do in your spare time? practice cello, hike, write, and nap.

21)Do you swear a lot? Fuck, yeah!

22)Biggest pet peeve? Stupidity.

23)In one word, how would you describe yourself? Judgemental. It's not always a bad thing.

24)Do you believe/appreciate romance? Sure.

25)If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be? Tour your favorite places. It's always enlightening to see the favorite places of other people. It's also enlightening to see where they grew up, too. It's a great big "Ah Ha, I understand!" moment.

26)Do you believe in God? I'm agnostic. I'm not afraid of saying "I don't know." Turns out I could be considered agnostic in many areas of life. Especially when strangers ask me for directions.

27)Will you repost this? The cartoon in the background just preached the moral "Don't break promises." In the spirit of Saturday morning cartoon ethics, I refuse to promise that I'll post this and make you do something you may not like to do. I need coffee because I'm getting too abstract.

An Erinku:
water glass
slightly damp
balanced carefully
near edge