This time of year, I simplify all commercials down to the basic needs or assumptions being made about consumers and announce them over the voice of the narrator. The easiest, and funniest, of commercials are the jewelry ones. They all boil down to, “women like sparkly things.” Which is what magpies like. So, when these commercials come on, I holler out, “CAW, CAW Magpie! Magpie!”
Most other commercials boil down to, “You're special! Spend money!” This actually works for all of them. Hmm. It could be that I've been sick for a few days now and in between fever and coughing fits, I get way more amusement out of this than is really there. Either way, it's kept me very happy while I slowly meld with the couch cushions here. Being sick is blarg.
An Erinku:
cough, cough
sniff, ACHOO
orange juice
aspirin and tissue
(Disneyland was TOTALLY worth it!!)
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